“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show! I’m your host, Larry Lively. It’s good to see so many of you in the audience. Who bribed you to come? Just kidding. If I had to bribe someone, I’d get Iggy the Iguana. I bet I could get him to sign a contract. Then I could eat him.  Ha ha. Just kidding.  I don’t need an iguana. I’ve heard they’re too bitter anyway. They don’t even taste like chicken!  So, no iguana nuggets for me.  I’d have to let him live. The moral of the story is — being bitter can save your life! Ha ha.  Tonight we have some special acts for you.”

An unscrupulous TV show host, an IRS undercover agent, a has been country singer, an aging musical comedy actress and a doting polish mother among others come together in this fun filled murder mystery comedy extravaganza.  As the Larry Lively Variety Show comes on air, the acts do more than entertain the audience.  Missing letter openers, bullets and bottles show up in the strangest place.  So hold on to your hats as the Little Dinner Theater Performs this hilarious comedy for the benefit of Kids Haven!